So, I'M BACK!!
Thursday, November 10, 2011
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Thursday, September 15, 2011
Jokes Corner for People who Hate Racism
Everyone’s heard of the popular ‘yo momma’ jokes, and of course the ‘knock-knock’ jokes that has stood the test of time. Ever heard of anti-racist jokes?
1) Have you herd about the one where the racist choked on his Yogurt? He found out there was a foreign culture in it.
2) How many racist does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.
3) What do you call 10,000 racists under the sea? A good start.
4) What’s the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket.
5) Why didn’t the racist cross the road? He was afraid of the other side.
6) Why do racists compete on skin colour? If they competed on brains, they would lose,
7) What’s the difference between a ghost and a racist? One is a sheet-wearing spook who tries to scare people out of their homes, and the other one is a dead guy.
8) A man walks into a private hospital for a brain transplant. The doctor shows the patient 3 brains and 3 price tags next to each brain. The patient can choose which brain he wants.
A White Man’s Brain $ 500
A Black Man’s Brain $ 500
A Racist’s Brain $2000
Patient asks why the racist’s brain is so expensive.
Doctor replies, “That’s because it’s never been used.”
STOP THE WAR AGAINST RACISM, BUT NEVER STOP LAUGHING.
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Some Acting Quotes
'All the world's a stage,
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My Favourite Quotes, Poems, Thoughts......
Want to see literature I LOVE? Here is some of it:
'To see the world in a grain of sand
And heaven in a wildflower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour'
Food is to the body what poetry is to the soul.
“There are no small parts, only small actors.”
- Konstantin Stanislovski
“Art mirrors life.”
- Unknown
Sanity is a trademark of the weakminded.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Design + Fashion = Lifestyle
Writing and drawing is simply dancing on paper.
Failure keeps happening, but success is right around the corner.
Music is what keeps us from killing ourselves.
“I find the harder I work, the more successful I am.”
- Rudyard Kipling
“Everyday I check the Forbes List Of Top Ten Richest People In
- Unknown
“No one can make you feel insecure except you.”
- Eleanor Roosevelt
V for Vendetta
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
– V's introductory monologue upon meeting Evey
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A Murder Most Foul
Here's a story that I wrote a few months ago. Ta!
All of us, standing in a circle, surrounding the casket. Everyone is dressed appropriately in black, and people cry as the priest says a few words about the deceased. I stand in the back, and I cannot shed another tear, for I have used them all up. A raindrop hits the bridge of my nose. It’s beginning to rain, so I open up the umbrella. Raining on the day of his funeral, how perfect. I smile sadly as I remember how he used to say that rain were the teardrops of great gods looking down at us and crying. How fitting. You’ve taken another one from us. From me. Why God? I bitterly thought. When I opened up my umbrella, I could hear the spattering of the rain against the cloth of the umbrella. As the priest says a few more words, he motions for the casket to be lowered.
I stand from a reasonable distance. Near enough where I can see the casket being lowered but far enough so I don’t see the glares from other people, violently asking why I’m not crying at my own husband’s funeral. I don’t think I can cry anymore. Another half an hour passes and everyone leaves. I’m the only one left standing there. I cautiously walk to the grave. On the tombstone it said, “ Theodore Shay,
‘To see the world in a grain of sand,
And heaven in a wildflower,
To hold infinity in the palm of my hand,
And eternity in an hour.’
I lowered my eyes and tried to force myself to cry, but nothing came out. I really must be used up. Then, I walked through the cemetery, weaving my way through tombstones and graves. I reached the gate of the cemetery and looked back, hearing footsteps, my heart skipped a beat as I thought, for one foolish second, it was him. But when I turned it was just a black cat that hissed at my sudden movements. I bent my head and walked on the bleak, grey pavement. My thoughts went astray and I remembered the murder that happened there, at
The murder where my husband had died.
We were in the middle of the restaurant. Two people were already dead. There were three of them and our colleague was badly wounded. Our situation looked bad. Apparently, one of gun-holding gangsters decided he wasn’t cut out for this. He started blabbering about what he had done, he didn’t want to do it anymore. He was a weak one. The other guys, they knew, so they decided to finish him off, right there and then……..
“Joey, don’t try it with us,” started one of the gangsters. “Don’t you dare move!” I yelled, getting angrier by the second. I was known in the force for my famous temper. “Oooh, I’m so scared of a girl cop! Leave it to the men, honey. Go home and do some sewing,” shouted out one of the mobsters. I was very tempted to kill them or in the very least shoot them in the foot, but there were other people here and this was a hostage situation, with other people in the restaurant. I then felt a hand on my shoulder and that was the ice cube that cooled me down. “Rochelle, it’s okay, I’ve called for backup.” Theo whispered.
Suddenly, there was a shattering of glass as bullets went through them and ricocheted off the walls. “Get down!” Theo yelled as he pushed me down by grabbing my head. I landed with a thud on the hardwood floor, but I didn’t care about that. All I saw was, my husband’s body lying lifelessly on the floor. It took me a few seconds to realize that the gangsters were gone. They had obviously had some help. But that didn’t matter.
What was more important was my husband. I started fearing the worst. “No, no, no, no, no, NO!” I started crying under my breath. I crawled over to Theo was. He was lying on his side and when I turned him over I could see a bullet through his throat. The worst sight in my life. Blood was turning into a pool around his head. His face was drained of colour and he just looked so….fragile. I started crying and saying things. Anything. Anything that came to my head. Even when the rest of the backup came, all they saw was my Theo’s dead body. And me, hovering over it, sobbing, dipping my hands in his blood.
“Aaah!” I cried as I walked into a banister. Up the banister led to our apartment. My apartment now. I walked up the stairs, as if my soul left my body and I was a zombie. I walked down the expensive corridor, shuffling my feet and closing my umbrella. I reached
It was then that I had an epiphany. Why don’t I kill them? Why don’t I kill the people that killed my husband? It was only fair. I should be allowed to take my revenge. I should be. Something in me just snapped, I couldn’t bear it anymore. I am not going to take this lying down. They killed my husband. And the only person who saw their faces was Theo. I don’t care. I’ll kill all the gangsters in
So that’s how I ended up here. In the nightclub with everyone dead around me. I’ve gone on a search around
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Alternate Merdeka Day Commercial! (for those of us in Malaysia)
“Nega” begins the Bangladeshi waiter, confidently.
“Raku” continues his counterpart from
“Tanah” trills the
“Tumpah” goes the Javenese construction worker: he’s a bit off-key and his friends laugh at him.
“Nya darahku…” sings the Filipino maid in a soaring soprano.
“Rakyat hidup” declaim the three Nepalese men who work at a carpet shop, taking more relish in their singing than you would think possible.
“Bersatu” says the apprentice mechanic from
“Dan” says the pair of Nigerian students, one of whom is much taller than the other and has to bend down to the shared microphone.
“Maju…” continues the money-changer from
“Rahmat” says the Vietnamese man who just made your breakfast.
“Bahagia” says the Sri Lankan security guard, who is standing proud.
“Tuhan kurniakan…” says the cleaning woman from timor Leste, standing right in front of the frame.
“Raja kita” says the young Thai man from a bakery.
“Selamat” says the Laotian to whom you just paid your parking fees.
“Bertakhta” says the Sumatran delivery man: he is framed dead centre.
Rahmat bahagia” says the two friends (one from
“Tuhan kurniakan” chimes in the perfume sales rep from
“Raja kita” booms the Mauritian jeweler.
“Selamat bertakhta” is the decisive close by the smiling half-Taiwanese who is between jobs.
FADE TO BLACK
LOGO & TAGLINE
END.
(excerpt from the book "Rojak", by Amir Muhammad)
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The Typical Subject About Love
Yes, love. I'm finally talking about love. They say love is THE most powerful emotion in the world. And I have to agree, it is. But what I get really tired of, is when you ask a teenage girl about love, and they start ranting on about the perfect guy and how it sucks to be in heartbreak and yadda yadda yadda, teardrops on my guitar, physical attraction. But guess what? Love isn't just about the oppsite sex!
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Oh, Good Lord, I'm Back
Credits to Shanks for bringing me back to the world of blogging and saying that I'm a sow for leaving my blog to die. Look, I'm sorry, but I can be a secretive person! (sometimes). So, I think I'll fill this blog up with stories maybe. And I'm determined to do several posts here in case, I don't come back for another few months.
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011
My Very First Witchy Poem
Okay this goes to the tune of "Greensleeves". For those younger generation music lovers who don't know this piece, do not go "Ohhh, yuck!" It's a beautiful piece and I suggest you look it up. If you still, don't like the piece or the poem, then go to youtube and listen to Bieber. I have nothing more to say.
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I'm Back, Baby!
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Monday, April 4, 2011
Symbolism in the Pictures
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Thursday, March 24, 2011
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Sunday, March 13, 2011
Be a Li'l Whimsical Once in a While!
Where does one's whimsicality go, when one grows older? I wonder why one says one at all? Why don't they just say "that person"? But that's going off the topic. I'm a teen, but not an emo, cutting-myself, desperately seeking a boyfriend kinda teen. I find pictures like this just so darling and c-u-t-e!
Like the hanging octopi (octopi? octopuses? octopas? octoper?) picture, that symbolizes my blog, hanging puppets. My room is filled with puppets from India, maharajas and maharanis of all colours. And I say, thank the Lord I am not a weird-ass teenager.
And isn't a candy keyboard just soooo cute? I wish I could type on that, but it would pretty much be gone in 2 minutes flat when I'm around. What was I saying? Oh yeah.
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Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
First Blog Ever! Come all ye Aliens!
Okay, here's the deal. I am going to be writing NOT about what pathetic little things go on in my life. But, I do love my life. I shall be writing about the BIG QUESTIONS. Find it boring if you like because I don't curse people or write about moronic things. I shall write about literature, poetry, whimsicality, politics, sarcasm, life........ No Bimbos Allowed thank you very much. I'm not exactly sure what to write but I'd like to leave everyone several phrases-
Guess which movies these are from.
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