Everyone’s heard of the popular ‘yo momma’ jokes, and of course the ‘knock-knock’ jokes that has stood the test of time. Ever heard of anti-racist jokes?
1) Have you herd about the one where the racist choked on his Yogurt? He found out there was a foreign culture in it.
2) How many racist does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.
3) What do you call 10,000 racists under the sea? A good start.
4) What’s the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket.
5) Why didn’t the racist cross the road? He was afraid of the other side.
6) Why do racists compete on skin colour? If they competed on brains, they would lose,
7) What’s the difference between a ghost and a racist? One is a sheet-wearing spook who tries to scare people out of their homes, and the other one is a dead guy.
8) A man walks into a private hospital for a brain transplant. The doctor shows the patient 3 brains and 3 price tags next to each brain. The patient can choose which brain he wants.
A White Man’s Brain $ 500
A Black Man’s Brain $ 500
A Racist’s Brain $2000
Patient asks why the racist’s brain is so expensive.
Doctor replies, “That’s because it’s never been used.”
STOP THE WAR AGAINST RACISM, BUT NEVER STOP LAUGHING.
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